Anal Jousting


two people line up their -ssholes and then sh-t. the t-rds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys -sshole.
thoust f-ck’d me o”r and thith’r is only one way to settleth things. i challengeth thou to an -n-l jousting!

moogley and scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried -n-l jousting. moogley won when he got his sh-t log inside of scooter’s -sshole.

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