anal leaf


the process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during -n-l in order to keep from making more trash. at the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.
hey, those vegans just had -n-l leaf s-x.

how can you tell?
they still have some -n-l leaf on their face.

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    paying someone, typically a filthy prost-tue, a street wh-r- or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time -n-l s-x encounter. an -n-l lease is sought cause you can’t hit that -ss at home. rachel won’t give up the -ss for me so i had no choice but to look for a short […]


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