another word for hemorrhoids.
patient: “doctor, my b-m is bleeding”
doctor: “oh dear! you look like you’ve got a bad case of -n-l marbles!”
- meatloaf b*tt
it’s when someone has m-ssive cellulite on there b-tt. like craters. you can see it through leggings or yoga pants. hey guys, look at that that chicks meatloaf b-tt. i would never wear those leggings if i had meatloaf b-tt.
something that’s very cool, awesome, fun, or all-around positive. person a: “i got a free pizza yesterday!” person b: “that’s lleg!”
- financial comma
when you are almost broke, you are only left with money to survive for less than a week. 1. i can’t go out today, i’m in a financial comma, and i’m only getting paid next week.
- p*ss off
1. yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic) 2. get lost, go away, f-ck off. 3. to get someone mad. 1. “yeah i dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night.” “p-ss off c-nt.” 2. “you’d better p-ss off outta here before the cops arrive.” 3. “you’ve gone and p-ssed off the irs?yo’ in sum sh-t.” usually used […]
brethren but better h-llo my vrethren (brethrens), let’s go succ some pp