anal mechanic
a master at repairing -sses. this process of “repairing” usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a p-n-s or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cuc-mber or hosepipe.
can also be described as a rectal repairman.
“she wanted to try -n-l so i was a f-ckin’ (-n-l) mechanic out there.”
“go to h-ll you -n-l mechanic, you’re making me sore!”
“mate, i was such an -n-l mechanic last night, i had a f-cking garage running.”
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