anal muff


pubic hair surrounding ones -sshole.
“pearls -n-l m-ff left scabs on my c-ck after trowing her an -ss pounding.”
pubic hair forming a perimeter around the -n-l sphincter.
after i toungue f-cked heidi’s red eye, i noticed i received a full teeth flossing due to her dense -n-l m-ff.
a p-ssy that smells so bad it p-sses as an -sshole. a stinky p-ssy. a p-ssy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces…cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.
max: “i was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark i thought i was accidently tonguing her -ss until a car went by and the lights shone on us and i could see that it was her p-ssy that i was licking. she had a serious case of -n-l m-ff! i continued anyway ’cause i was so h-rny!”
scott: “you scare me dude!”

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