anal palpitations
see. emmanuel blanco
an uncontrollable craving for -n-l penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of c-ck-addict h-m-s-xuals. symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. it can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. the area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
the real madrid soccer team is playing, i have -n-l palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
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