anal ringbeard
the ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans -n-s. serves no purpose.
people often employ ‘-n-l ringbeard trimmers’ to remove excess beard.
‘how are you after that curry last night dan?’……’ ‘i’m on thanks mate, but my -n-l ringbeard is in f-cking tatters’
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