Anal Shoehorn
the act of prying open a womans -n-s with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect p-n-s. once the p-n-s is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
my c-ck wouldn’t fit in that chicks -ss so i had to give her an -n-l shoehorn
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a latex covering for ones p-n-s used for protection while it is inserted into the -n-l sphincter of another. the -n-l sock was covered in sh-t.
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