anal sleds
a highly infectious sti (std). it is a viral sti, so it cannot be cured with antibiotics. -n-l sleds are transmitted through acts of -n-l s-x, or sodomy.
this sti is not, in fact, proven to be in existence, and is not acknowledged by the catholic church, but is a phrase commonly used in southern california to identify those who engage in acts of b-tt-piracy.
bob: hey, do you see those three over there eating lunch? i hear they all have -n-l sleds.
george: what?! both guys and the girl? you mean, they all got -n-l sleds from each other?
bob: yeah. it’s pretty nasty. i hear they have it in an advanced stage, too.
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