Anal Snake


1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the r-ct-m of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.

2. used to f-ck you with your own sanctorum, an -n-l snake is a fat-ss p-n-se with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as “tube steak”, caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as “h-m–erectus”. this wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
example 1
jane doe: i’m f-cking hungry!
john smith: well i have some tube steak here if you’d like some babe.
jane doe: oh baby!! give me that -n-l sneak right now!! stick it in my -sshole baby, i am your little -n-l queen.

example 2
gerorge michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
elton john: well how ’bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
george michael: oh thank god!! give me that -n-l snake and just shove it in my -ss. i am so f-cking s-x deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn’t want s-x with me i go to jail for a month. ugh.

1. after sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my r-ct-m with his -n-l snake.

2. on my 54th birthday, my husband showed me his new snake friend, but what he forgot to mention was that it was an -n-l snake. it broke my hip, but it was worth it.

3. the most difficult meal i ever had was an -n-l snake. i had to catch it, and i had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!

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