anal spelunker


a being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings -n-l cavity(s).
“shut up craig, stop being gay, you -n-l spelunker.”
(n) any person who penetrates another person’s -n-s for s-xual gratification. often referred to in h-m-s-xuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in m-s-ch-stic s-xual positions.

(adj) -n-l-spelunking the act of having -n-l s-x with another person.
tom was referred to as an -n-l-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

john asked his wife if he could do some -n-l-spelunking tonight.

antonio and sergio claim to be -n-l-spelunkers
people that search through dark small “caves” known as: -ss crack, stank hole, booty hole, b-tthole, corn hole, or the trench.
people like eminem and 50 cent are -n-l spelunkers.

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