Anal Surfer


1) euphemism for h-m-s-xual, 90’s variation of the ‘f-g’ insult. see also: b-tt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) a term depicting someone who is very attracted to b-tts and/or -n-l s-x in general.

3) an ip hosting website ran by robtex.
person1: man that guy is such an -n-l surfer.
person2: yeah, he is gay.
person1: naw, with girls.
person2: aww… that’s still gross!

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