anal tapestry
the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the -n-l beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the -n-l region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the -n-l region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a s-xual partner had gone out of their way to procure an -n-l tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
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