Anal Winds


a series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.
those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious -n-l winds up in dis b-tch.

“people say the tornado in oklahoma was caused by rosie o’donnell’s -n-l winds!”

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