analasticity


the condition or property of an -n-s being elastic; -n-l flexibility.

the measure of how far one’s -sshole is capable of stretching.

p-rn director: we’re looking for a girl with very good -n-lasticity.

p-rn starlet: that’s me! i can fit 4 c-cks in my -ss at once!

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