Analog wank
an act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. in decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.
dude, my broadband is down again, i’ll have to dust off my emergency copy of
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