having a severe allergic reaction in the -n-s.
steve is allergic to eggs! he found out when he got -n-lphalactic shock.
- group text hostage
anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn’t pertain to them. therefore the persons being held “hostage” are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in. my sleep in this morning was f-cked because i was a group text hostage from the people at work.
- street yodeler
one who attends street festivals or any large gathering and wants to suck c-ck for change. wow, i was at the accordion music festival and when i went to the restroom this street yodeler approached me wanting to suck me off for my loose change!
to be fed up with people i am over peoplized. people are always asking me for something, i’m feeling over peoplized. let’s go out tonight and get peoplized
- dirt smurf
a dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start sh-t that doesnt need to be started. usually a straight up squirel farmer “kat is a f-ckin dirt smurf”
when someone says something so unbelievably stupid and unheard of, that there is simply no dumber solution to a problem that could have been suggested. mostly used in political disagreements. suggesting that we simply rid american health care of insurance companies and allow doctors to fight for business directly with patients (with no safety net […]