analpudding
the sweet sweet taste of what was once a great sh-t but not properly wiped, leaving a smear or smudge of sluggish looking dumplings that was forgotten (looking like pudding) to rub around ones -n-s hole creating much itching through out ones day.
me: d-mn bro i just finished up takin a fat sh-t but somethin doesn’t feel right.
some random girl: maybe you should check for some -n-lpudding?
me: hey! great idea i wouldn’t want rope burn -ss all day! thanks random hoe!
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