analsurfing


when ones p-n-s slides up and down the b-tthole, not being able to insert p-n-s into b-tthole, thus surfing the b-tthole with the shaft.
zaks had a hard time getting his p-n-s into the b-tthole at night, making -n-lsurfing easier.

Read Also:

  • A Near Miss Frog Kiss

    a “near miss frog kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. it’s based on the old saying, “you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince charming!” “wow, melanie, you just had a near miss frog kiss. i know gary seems […]

  • Angelbutt

    the word used as a pet name, used humorously as a play on the names angelica, angela, angie, andrea, aindrea, ange, angel only used on a person after much respect and admiration, along with a close intimate relationship. usually only a small handful are aware of this rare name. can be used in many situations. […]

  • AngelPi(e)

    someone whom you see as an angel-like figure and who is considered to be a mathematical genius. and you, my dear, shall be my angelpi(e)!!!

  • AngerPants

    the state of madness that is soo extreme, you seem to axcidentally soil your pants guy#1 : omg this is total bs, xbox live server is down! i am soo angerpants right now, its gross. guy# 2 : you sould change your pants, i can see your angerpants mark.

  • Angle raped

    1. particularly with respect to girls; when a girl looks as though she would be a legitimate f-ck but you are only offered an angle grotesquely misrepresenting the final product, i.e., the booty call experience. 2. the effect caused by watching a picture of a girl not taken in direct sunlight, showing all of her […]


Disclaimer: analsurfing definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.