anchor ear
a single large ear that is out of proportion to a person’s head and other ear causing one’s head to lean to the side due to the weight. this is often caused by cauliflowering or just a grotesque deformity. the typical person with “anchor ear” has had their spirit broken over the years by childhood taunting, a dominant spouse, failure in the workplace, and is quite likely in dire financial straights.
“did brian get into a car accident or something? he looks like he injured his neck.”
“nah, he’s just got the anchor ear. your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear.”
“thank g-d i married a governor since he’s successful and isn’t deformed like a circus freak.”
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