And that’s how I got lice…
1. a statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. a canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.
note: can be interchanged with phrases such as that’s what she said, and doesn’t always have to be used with “and” at the front.
person 1: “hey, so i saw one of those awesome green saint patty’s day wigs today at the store and tried it on. did i say that it was awesome yet?!?”
person 2: “…that’s how i got lice.”
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person 1: -walks into conversation by person 2 and 3-
person 2: “…and that’s when she went all buck wild on me. her hair was everywhere!”
person 3: “that’s pretty awesome!”
person 1: “and that’s how i got lice…”
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