what you say when you’re in the middle of a story and realize no one’s listening.
i’m sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. as i’m getting to the funny part, i realize no one’s listening, so i abruptly finish with “and then i f-ck-d her up the -ss!”
- anxious d*ck
when you are about to beat the p-ssy up and your partner is just teasing you and the testosterone goes into overdrive and you man handle that person and shove the d-ck in without resentment or any warning. basically abuse the p-ssy samantha was being a b-tch and was teasing me last night and i […]
- ape mating ritual
usually a frightening social studies teacher’s way of referring to a couple showing pda. aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.
- axin me
a black person says are you asking me yo my n-gg-r are you a axin me a mother f-ck-ng question
beautiful girl,sense of humor,has big b–bs,is great in bed. aylenne
- badge in
to use one’s identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access. please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient’s electronic medical record.