and then I fucked your cousin
1.a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. alternate versions of this phrase include “and then i found five dollars” and “and then i kicked a hobo”, however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really “cousins” in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to f-ck your cousin.
2. often used as a true statement.
max: everything was great! we were all getting drunk, having a good time… and then i f-cked your cousin…
pedro:well, at least your sister is now up for grabs…
a phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
person 1: “..and then i went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then…”
person 2: -snores-“….”
person 1: “and then i f-cked your cousin.”
person 2: “wait what?!?”
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