and then I got laid
an expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amus-m-nt of the audience.
last night i was at a party and there was this girls that i thought i new but then when i got a little closer i realized it wasn’t the girl i thought it was…and then i got laid.
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