And then Jesus came back!


a phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. very much akin to “and then you woke up,” as in “you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, ‘oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'”
coordinator: yah, and i’m going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we’ll make $500 easy.
coordinator’s helper: yeah, and then jesus came back!

seminarian: sure i helped jim wallis write that book “g-d and politics.”
professor: yeah, and then jesus came back!

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