Anderton


verb intransitive: to lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to p-ss on your leg and tell you it’s raining. named after journalist craig anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new harmony central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. t-tle formerly held by iraqi propaganda minister muhammed saeed al-sahaf who insisted iraq was winning even as american troops could be seen storming the baghdad airport behind him.
don’t anderton me, man! i can see the freakin’ thing doesn’t work!
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an english chap who enjoys the essence of sipping yorkshire tea. he loves tea so much that he qualifies as a tea addict. although, english people love tea, no one will ever love tea as much as an anderton.
person 1: stop drinking so much tea. you will become an anderton.
person 2: my middle name is anderton, jimmy anderton jackson.
person 1: you should stop or you might get sick.
person 2: ok. i don’t want to become to much of an anderton.

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