Andres Iniesta
a spanish footballer who hails from the munic-p-lity of fuentealbilla. known for his quite absurd p-ssing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely sh-t on the face of your football team.
‘did you see the champions league final? andres iniesta was f-cking biblical.’
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a spanish footballer who came from fuentealbilla, and went to barcelona’s academy la masia. he started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 world cup final goal. known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the cr-p out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, iniesta is the whole package. his signature move is “la croqueta”.
“did you see andres iniesta pull, that spin move off a psg defender?”
“yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!”
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