Aneurjizzm
when a man is about to j-zz and experiences extreme s-xual trauma, the sperm/j-zz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
being unable to urinate or -j-c-l-t- for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
(bob logs into chat website to meet his text s-x pal jenny)
bob667-hey babe
jenny232-hi hunny
bob667-miss me?
jenny232-sure did
bob667-got a pic yet?
jenny232-yep
jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356
(when bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. he commenced masturbation, and just as he j-zzed the picture turned out to be a gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe aneurj-zzm.
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