ang slang
the art of using fictional characters (i.e. cinderella, leia, shrek) as code names for girls one is s-xually attracted to.
cameron: do you still want to screw meryl?
jonathan: dude, she could overhear us! use ang slang.
cameron: sorry, do you want to have -n-l with ‘snow white’?
meryl -overhears-: what the h-ll is wrong with you?
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