Angel scratches


a more pleasant term for stretch marks.
“ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!”
“what these angel scratches? i’ve had them since forever.”
“those aren’t angel scratches, those are stretch marks.”
“well i dunno… my mom always said they were angel scratches.”

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