Angerbate
the act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.
perhaps by…
male: jerking off until your d-ck bleeds then slamming your b-lls in a door.
female: a 40 grit sandpaper d-ld-.
“i havn’t got laid in so long i don’t think i’ll ever get laid again… i’m gonna go home and angerbate!”
3 more definitions
to m-st-rb-t- while really mad
to jerk off when p-ssed off
i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat
“dude where’d you go last night”
“i left to go angerbate, that one kid was p-ssing me off”
masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.
“she hated it when i watched p-rn. after we broke up all i could do was angerbate.”
verb.
1. self-gratification taking place while enraged.
2. to punch yourself in the genitals for s-xual gratification
“man, that boxxy b-tch makes me rage but i secretly angerbate to her”
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