Angola


south african country, formerly ruled by the portuguese. their flag is a neat tweak on the hammer and sickle.
angola’s flag rules.
boring and miserable town in western new york that sucks at everything. constantly overshadowed by angola-on-the-lake. only good for its movie theater, dan’s restaurant, and its proximity to cheap watered-down gasoline on the reservation a few miles away.
guy from derby: “i’m from derby, i’m better than you.”

guy from angola: “yeah.”
a style of capoeira started by mestre pastinha, characterized typically by closer, more cooperative play than regional.
it seems so slow-moving and easy, but capoeira angola is a mental game, very much like chess.
eu sou angoleiro, angoleiro que eu sou.
i country in south west africa that has been recently beset by civil war, aids and internal corruption.

a country to be avoided at all costs as you are likely to been shot, catch aids or be falsely accused of a crime. most likely to be all three.
angola – total sh-t hole

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