angry abe lincoln
a combination of the abe lincoln and angry dragon. when getting head and nearing climax, shove your c-ck into her throat, making the c-m and her cough come out of her nose. the c-m will run down her upper lip and chin. proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. she will probably be pretty d-mn angry when she wakes up.
roni will get the ol’ angry abe lincoln sometime in her life.
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