Angry Brown Spider

a colloquial expression used for the -n-s and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going s-xual activity, such as -n-l s-x or r-mm-ng. it is often abbreviated simply as “abs” in the interest of brevity.

even with slight, random muscle control over the -n-s, when said -n-s is viewed by an observer / s-xual partner, the -n-s resembles the body of the spider. moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the -n-s ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid’s limbs (i.e. a spider’s legs) flailing about.

naturally, said “arachnid” legs are thought to be moving in anger as the -n-s goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the -n-s is likely to experience at the hands of another partic-p-nt.

although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
did i tell you about that chick i slept with at the party last night? turns out that she was big into -n-l, so she showed me her angry brown spider…and as i slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to ‘take her soul’.