Angry Chris
a s-xual act when you’re giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n, you kick it’s legs out (or rip it’s wings off) and take a sh-t over their face while screaming “f-cking gay chess rules!”
“i was having fun with sparky last night and since i was alone and h-rny, i gave him an angry chris. then his owner came in and i gave the b-tch one too.”
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