Angry Cracker
when a white men, and only a white man, uses sh-t as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess sh-t and put it into a bucket. you then turn on meatspin.com and leave the room
last night i was feeling down after sheniqua left me for a small horse, so i preceded to give myself an angry cracker and then go to bed.
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