Angry Cupcake
when a chick is giving you a bl-wj-b, you pull out prior to -j-c-l-t–n, skeet on top of her head on her hair. she looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.
jake: hey chris!
chris: what’s up? why is patricia so mad at you?
jake: i gave her an angry cupcake.
a delicious combination of naughty and nice. not to be confused with the imitation “malicious m-ffin”, an angry cupcake always has sprinkles and a cherry on top. often called a pretty delight with a naughty mean streak.
dan: cindy seems like a real tart.
jeff: nah she’s just one angry cupcake.
dan: nice!
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