angry dwarf man
a small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.
also known as tomcat / carpe diem
the original angry dwarf man is a creature known as tom cat, he originated from the stockport region of the united kingdom. sightings are rare, due to either his keeper victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.
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