Angry Farmer
not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical s-x move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be uber flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple -rg-sms are guaranteed.
example 1:
riri – hey mitch, you know that chick that you like?
mitch – yeah, why?
riri – well… she was over before… she’s so flexible!!
mitch – wtf, you c-nt.
riri – yeah, gave her the angry farmer… i’d heard about it, but i didnt think it was possible. like its pretty gnarly man. the first part sorta hurts, but after that, we’re talking multiple omgasms.
mitch – -kills self-
example 2:
girlfriend – hey honey….
boyfriend – yeah babe?
girlfriend – you know that guy… the one you hate?
boyfriend – yeah, that f-ggot?
girlfriend – i was over at his house before… he gave me the angry farmer. i -rg-smed seven times. by the way, it’s over between you and me. ha ha.
boyrfriend – -kills self-
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