angry hobbit


a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for sh-ting in plastic bags.
man 1. ‘is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?’
man 2. ‘na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or sh-tting in a bag somewhere’.
widely known through the terms benny or a welsher…

most common useage with the latter term following the former.

refers to emotionally challenged individual. unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds… almost caveman like.
he comes across as really smart but oc-ssionally you get a glimpse of the angry hobbits that dwell within

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