angry itch
an irritation so high up the -n-s that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one h-lla stinky finger.
while riding the crowded subway to work, fat b-st-rd suddenly developed an angry itch. after 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. “mmmmm…chicken burritos and refried beans”, he rejoiced.
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