Angry Lifeguard


the act of getting f-ll-t– in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. you then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the -j-c-l-t- into the lifeguard’s mouth. he will then be pretty angry.
jim: yo dude! you see that lifeguard puking up s-m-n!

sean: yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
the act of getting f-ll-t– in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. you then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the -j-c-l-t- into the lifeguard’s mouth. he will then be pretty angry.
jim: yo dude! you see that lifeguard puking up s-m-n!

sean: yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.

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