Angry Lobster


when you shove your pointer finger up a girl’s p-ssy and your thumb up her -ss; then pinch your fingers together as hard as you can while screaming “where’s the melted b-tta!!!!”
i gave wendy an angry lobster, an she hasn’t been able to walk right since.

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