Angry Nello
this involves first removing your chosen victim to the bathroom, when pumping her you lightly tap her head off the bath until her nose bleeds. then when she gets up to wash her face in the sink you pump her from behind.
when you have finished walk out and into your room and act like nothing has happened. when she joins you, ask her to leave – you dont have to be polite about this. you do however, turn into a gentleman again as soon as she leaves
named after the first person to carry out such a deviant act. this term can be used to describe anyone that carrys out any such intollerable acts (especially whilst drunk)
i angry nello’ed that bird good and proper last night. i think she is still crying.
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