angry omelette
this is a ritual that starts in the morning. you start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there -n-s while they are laying on their belly. after climaxing in their -n-s, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. after thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your p-n-s.
man, i just had a angry omelette this morning.
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