Angry Oyster
in the process of dp (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman’s v-g-n-, the other, her -n-s. the ‘angry oyster’ occurs when the two men’s scr-t-ms slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster sh-lls opening and closing quickly.
i don’t care…just don’t keep the angry oyster waiting!
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