angry polar bear


when you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl’s t-ts and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
this act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.
my god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! you think she’d slap me if i went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

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