angry schrodinger
the angry schrodinger is a s-xual position which involves some messed up preparation.
first the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. the male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her v-g-n-. next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. at this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repet-tively.
close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger’s wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. finally upon completion of his -rg-sm, he must turn her around so that she can see her v-g-n- and begin to finger the girl and say, “so i guess it was dead,” she will reply with, “what’s dead?,” he finishes with, “this cat.” he now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
if the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-f-cked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. this is how freaks find sole mates.
protip:while considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
bro1: “why do you have a dead cat ?”
bro2: “i’m planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger.”
bro1: “that’s f-cked up bro, i don’t think we can be friends anymore.”
bro2: “but its your sister.”
bro1: “i have to kill you.”
bro1 stabs bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
Read Also:
- apple smashing
the act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. each man grabs his own scr-t-m thus creating bulging t-st-cl-s. then they proceed to self m-st-rb-t- while banging their t-st-cl-s together. “what a crazy party last night, i saw two guys apple smashing”
- Asstivism
any form of ‘activism’ that you do while sitting on your -ss. an attempt to feel like you’re making a difference, but without making the effort to put clothes on and get off the couch. example: e-mailing a show’s sponsors to demand that they stop advertising on that show. i went to a town hall […]
- Baby on a trampoline
the act of pulling taught the scr-t-m in the “batwing” fashion and continuing to bounce one’s flaccid small p-n-s of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline. hey….you ever seen a baby on a trampoline? (pulls scr-t-m taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) -everyone screams and gives a […]
- basal state poop
scientific definition: a resting metabolic state p–p early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting. layman definition: the p–p you take immediately after getting out of bed. taking a basal state p–p is part of my daily routine. i take a basal state p–p before going to work.
- bean farmer
a mexican man with a lot of kids man the mexican guy has a shot load of kids! what a bean farmer! a person male or female that loves to play with a cl-toris. hence finding the bean. i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. hence the “bean farmer”