Angry Turkey
after a serious f-ck session when your partner is p-ssed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their -ss as hard as possible. go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their -ss cheek. use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.
“d-mn man what happened to you and that chick last night.”
“oh we were f-cking and she p-ssed out so i gave her an angry turkey then played cod”
when a woman is p-ssed out and snoring, the man -j-c-l-t-s into her mouth causing her to gargle the s-m-n producing a turkey like sound. the man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.
“dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!”
when a guy sits on a girls face while she does her best turkey call.
that pirate hooker actaully let me give her an angry turkey
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