Animal Balloon


a perverse, s-xual act when a woman sucks a man’s p-n-s through his -n-s. his p-n-s is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his r-ct-m. (the woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

after climax, the woman then blows the man’s p-n-s back through his b-tt hole to return the p-n-s to its normal shape.
animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children’s parties.

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